Whenever I see a post on tumblr or reddit about “hipsters” or what makes or does not make a “hipster” and the fucking different varieties of “hipsters”, I feel like I’m watching college freshmen who just saw Fight Club for the first time yesterday.
^^ THIS
GLEE GIF
i still see a lot of people talking about (air quotes) “emos”, too, which is equal parts totally amusing and totally cringe-inducing.
OH MAN
WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE AS EMOS
like, HE’S KIND OF AN EMO
OH GOD
I HATE IT
i had to stop correcting people
and telling them there were three waves of emo and that they are misusing that term
they didn’t care
one time (or several times, possibly, but i know it’s happened at least once) i got drunk at a bro bar with my friends who thought jeff dunham was really funny and very much and very unironically enjoyed the apple bottom jeans song, where i explained to a very drunk bro all about emo and the 90s and rites of spring and sunny day real estate and how whatever they thought was emo was probably pop punk but he just looked at me funny and incorrectly assumed that i was trying to be all more-obscure-than-thou. i never found people (who i liked) in pensacola who gave a shit about the music i gave a shit about in the manner i gave a shit about it. everyone was all snotty and shit.
EXCUSE ME?
So by making a prediction I changed the future to match my prediction? Does that mean I am God?
AFTER YOU LEFT IT WAS HARD FOR ME OKAY and sometimes all i remember is the terrible bad shit about florida!!!!!!!!!!!!...
put this in my queue to...exactly two hours after you posted
This entire ramble is absolutely perfect.
The word ‘hipster’ has indeed gone mainstream and is no longer a word that people can call other people in order to make...